teamrocketing:

*shows picture of me i like to mom*

mom: but you don’t even look like yourself

me: that’s the point

(via imnotjailbait)

hohoehoes:

when a person who’s skinnier than you says they’re fat

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via manda)

duplication:

when you see the girl you hate:

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